We had such great weather this weekend. It’s so unbelievable that not more than five days earlier, we had several inches of snow on the ground. Go figure. Alright now, who’s gonna admit it? Who forgot to turn their clocks up Saturday night/Sunday morning? I was actually still up around 11pm and decided to turn my clocks up then. But for some reason, I still felt sluggish all day yesterday. Maybe it had more to do with the fact that I was up pretty late than the fact that I got one less hour of sleep.
Anyway, I wanna try something a little different. This week’s edition contains lots of stuff to make you laugh. I call it "Laffapalooza" (to borrow from Jamie Foxx’s comedy festival). So enjoy, and hopefully you’ll get a good chuckle to start off your Monday morning.
Have a blessed week!
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Jay Leno’s Headlines
Here's something I didn't know about homicide victims...
...they rarely talk to the cops.
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Only you know...
Actually, we ALL know!
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Do you ever run into telemarketers who try to deceive you?
Hmmm...
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If you're going to specialize in this form of plastic surgery...
...you want a name like this guy's...
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This restaurant has a very strict payment policy...
...absolutely no chicken accepted! Would you take a cashier's chicken?
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This bar owner may be taking the name of his bar...
...a little too literally.
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First Day of School - 5 Years From Now
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Kids Say the Darndest Things
Ironing
A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, "Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?"
His mother said, "To make them nice and wrinkle free."
Her son said, "Then, why don't you iron Grandma's face?
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Beauty
A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered her face in cold cream. "Why do you do that?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful."
When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you doing that? Did you give up?"
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Grandma's Age
A little boy asked his grandmother how old she was.
"39 and holding," she replied.
"Well, then, how old would you be if you let go?"
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Teacher: Barry, your essay about your dog is exactly the same as your brothers. Did you copy his?
Barry: Ma'am. It's the same dog.
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Teacher: Donald, how do you spell crocodile?
Donald: K R O K O D I A L
Teacher: No, that's wrong.
Donald: Maybe it is, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: George Washington chopped down the cherry tree, but then admitted it. Does anyone know why his father didn't punish him?
Brian: Because he still had the axe in his hand.
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The "Chicken Noodle Soup" Dance-Off
Here is the original video:
Now, here are other interpretations:
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